Stripe Sessions 2026 | Developer keynote
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Learn how Stripe is making products legible to agents, building deterministic tools so agent actions are predictable and auditable, and designing auth and safety patterns that keep humans in control. More information: https://stripesessions.com Product keynote: https://youtube.com/live/e13-s0p1tfE Indexing the economy keynote: https://youtube.com/live/-vRY2dtD7iQ Register for Stripe Sessions 2027: https://register.stripesessions.com/2027?promocode=s27youtube
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